My watch told me I lost 500 “Aura points” for forgetting to say “God bless you” when she sneezed. I’m currently ranked 4,000,231st in the “Husband Category” worldwide.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The 2025 Wrap-up
We looked at our digital memories. 90% AI-generated, 10% us argu...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising
The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
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Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
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In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
The Remote Control
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.