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2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “Probably.” Husband: “Would you let him sleep in our bed?” Wife: “Of course.” Husband: “Would you let him use my golf clubs?” Wife: “No, he’s left-handed.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day09/07/2007 14:12Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Gladiator_Maximus09/06/2011 11:23Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Cast_Away_Wilson03/07/2008 08:50WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Web_Master_Flex08/27/2000 17:13I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Shrek_Donkey05/09/2013 03:02And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Napoleon_Dyna09/11/1997 22:57Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@About_Dot_Com06/15/1995 08:43The human guide to online humor.
@Delicious_Links04/06/2000 05:19Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

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