Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “Probably.” Husband: “Would you let him sleep in our bed?” Wife: “Of course.” Husband: “Would you let him use my golf clubs?” Wife: “No, he’s left-handed.”
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Lyricist
I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Music
The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Hype
I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
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64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
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