2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “Probably.” Husband: “Would you let him sleep in our bed?” Wife: “Of course.” Husband:… Read More »2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
How many existentialists does it take…
How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the light bulb and one to observe how the light… Read More »How many existentialists does it take…
2025 Classic: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was “lacking a clear narrative.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2025 “AGI & Space Tourism” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2025 Classic: The Furniture
2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spanish-language musical is the ultimate “Triple Threat” of world cinema. Part of the 44… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
2024 Vintage: The “North West at the Lion King” Drama
Why was the nephew “nepotism-ing” his way into the best seat? Because he claimed he had the “talent” to sit at the adults’ table even… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “North West at the Lion King” Drama
2024 Classic: The “Diet Mountain Dew” Lana (Still)
She’s still the queen of the “Coquette” aesthetic and I’m still listening to her while feeling moody. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Diet Mountain Dew” Lana (Still)
2024 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why “72 Seasons” by Metallica? Because the Academy has a standing order to give Metallica a trophy every time they release a riff. Part of… Read More »2024 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
2023 Legacy: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Ketchup
2023 Legacy: ChatGPT Prompting
Why were the Christmas cards so suspiciously perfect? Because nobody actually wrote them—everyone just asked ChatGPT to “write a heartfelt message that makes it sound… Read More »2023 Legacy: ChatGPT Prompting
2023 Archive: The Spider-Verse Cannon Event
The class clown dropping his plastic cafeteria tray on the floor and loudly muttering “It’s a canon event, I cannot interfere” while the monitors walked… Read More »2023 Archive: The Spider-Verse Cannon Event