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2016 Vintage: The Headphone Jack Grief

 Why was the manager crying at his desk? He bought the iPhone 7 and realized his $300 professional headphones now required a tiny, easy-to-lose plastic tail to work.

Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & No Headphone Jack” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero03/05/2000 09:08I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Discman_Skipper04/22/2009 02:14Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz10/25/1996 17:32The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Friends_Lover01/22/1996 19:16Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee03/02/2015 09:59A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Shrek_Donkey10/26/2011 02:36And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Walter_Sobchak06/14/2010 20:02Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Uncle_Rico_9804/14/2006 00:04I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

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