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The Dual Monitor Flex

Having two screens makes you look 50% more productive and 100% more tired.

I have two monitors at my desk. One is for actual work, and the other is for monitoring how many minutes are left until I can go home.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Legacy: The MySpace "Resurrection"
 Why was the accountant laughing? "Tom is back! And he’s the only...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Human" Signature
 Why did the boss sign with a pen? To prove that he still has a "...read more »
2025 Classic: The Nintendo Switch 2 Launch
 Why was the boardroom full of people staring at their laps? Beca...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2013 "Vine & Let It Go" Edition
Welcome to 2013 – the year Microsoft admitted its mistake and rel...read more »
84 Office Groaners: The 2024 "Spatial Reality & Brain Rot" Edition
Welcome to 2024 – the year the office officially went "Spatial" w...read more »
The Friday Feeling
That magical moment when the clock hits 4:59 PM.Nothing motivates...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt-to-Projector
 Why was the boardroom empty? Because the boss typed "Hold a succ...read more »
77 Office Groaners: The 1999 "End of the World" Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K Panic, the debut of&nb...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final Sigma
 Why was the office so "Skibidi"? (Never mind, the AI agent just ...read more »
We've been reading in the papers...
We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty so...read more »

😜 More from category: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

69 Office Groaners: The 2016 "Pokémon GO & No Headphone Jack" Edition
Welcome to 2016 – the year the office became a PokéStop&nbsp...read more »
2025 Classic: The Adobe "Sora" Plugin
 Why was the designer happy? He typed "Make it pop" and the AI ge...read more »
The Office Coffee
The dark liquid that keeps the corporate machine grinding.The off...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Universal Basic Income (UBI) Talk
 Why was the water cooler conversation so relaxed? Because half t...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Animator02/12/2001 20:46I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Iron_Man_Tony05/05/2009 07:01I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Rugrats_Tommy03/02/2011 01:04A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Hansel_So_Hot07/28/2001 04:38That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan04/06/2002 12:01My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Face_Palm_0112/19/2006 00:49Classic. Simply classic.

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