2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts their spirits! One ghost told his friend, “This is the best part of the… Read More »2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
What do blondes and beer bottles…
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up.
There are 11 people hanging onto…
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They… Read More »There are 11 people hanging onto…
The Dual Monitor Flex
Having two screens makes you look 50% more productive and 100% more tired. I have two monitors at my desk. One is for actual work,… Read More »The Dual Monitor Flex
2025 Vintage: The Cookies
Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her. Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Cookies
2025 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
Why Snow White? Because some mirrors should never be looked into twice. Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney… Read More »2025 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
2025 Archive: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2025 “AGI & Space Tourism” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2024 Classic: The Apple Vision Pro Guy
“I’m working in spatial reality!” “You look like a scuba diver lost in a library. Put the goggles down and look at your actual children.” Part… Read More »2024 Classic: The Apple Vision Pro Guy
2024 Vintage: The Surgeon 2
“I’m using ‘Augmented Sutures’.” “Do they glow?” “Only if you pay for the ‘Pro’ version.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Surgeon 2
2023 Vintage: The Gmail “Help Me Write”
Why did the clerk love it? “I just type ‘I’m mad’ and Google writes a 3-paragraph professional email about ‘disappointment with current timelines.’” Part of… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Gmail “Help Me Write”