There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don’t, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, “I’ll get off.” The blondes, all moved by the brunette’s speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.
Tapping my way to a good mood.