What do blondes and beer bottles…

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Welcome to 2003 – the year of MySpace, Finding Nemo, and the 50th...read more »

Step back into the year of lockdowns, endless Zoom calls, and the...read more »

A blonde put her keys in the blender because she wanted to make a...read more »

A young and beautiful blonde woman in New York was so depressed t...read more »

A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »

A blonde wore sunglasses at night because she heard it was going ...read more »

A blonde was driving down the road when she saw a sign that said ...read more »

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »

A blonde walks into a library and whispers "Can I have a burger a...read more »

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for so...read more »

A blonde asked her friend "What does IDK stand for?" The friend s...read more »

How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »

The official Summer 1995 installment of the Blonde Jokes Archive....read more »

A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after...read more »

@Terminator_T80011/15/1996 10:25I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Clueless_Dionne11/30/1995 23:39Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Scream_Ghostface03/20/1999 11:11Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan07/29/2003 05:32Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Scumbag_Steve_X12/30/1995 16:29Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Prodigy_User_X06/02/2004 03:13Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Cool_Story_Bro06/05/2006 23:52Actually, it IS a cool story!