Why was the nephew “nepotism-ing” his way into the best seat? Because he claimed he had the “talent” to sit at the adults’ table even though he couldn’t cut his own meat.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Mood" Lighting
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37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Soulja Boy” Edition
In 2007, Thanksgiving was a transition from the "click" of a Razr...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Universal Basic Income" Debate
Why was everyone so relaxed about their jobs? Because the AI took...read more »
2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »
2025 Classic: Vertical Farming
Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Real-Life" Ad-Blocker
Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Zone
Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-te...read more »
33 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Thanksgiving was the year we stopped looking at each oth...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Break the Internet” Edition
In 2014, Thanksgiving was about dodging selfie sticks at the tabl...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition
In 2011, Thanksgiving was about bracing ourselves for White Walke...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah
Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »
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He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!