The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the volunteer refuses to trust the electronic editing features on the new cloud database.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
2025 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being comp...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition
In 2011, church life was transitioning fully into the cloud era w...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition
In 2017, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Autonomous Rectory Intercom
The parish council installing an artificial intelligence receptio...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition
In 2024, church life was fully integrated with artificial intelli...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2013, church life was fully revolving around social media upda...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
2024 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker o...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I see funny people... everywhere!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!