2022 Legacy: The Halloween Ends
I told her the nightmare is over. She said, “Not until your mother leaves on Monday.” Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Halloween Ends
2022 Archive: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the volunteer refuses to trust the electronic editing features on the… Read More »2022 Archive: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
2022 Legacy: The “Coalition” of the Billing
Why so many meetings in Ramstein? To see who can give away their old Soviet equipment the fastest in exchange for a shiny new American… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Coalition” of the Billing
2022 Classic: The “Contractor” in Poland
Why the high demand? Because “Moving Gear” in 2022 became the world’s most dangerous and profitable game of “Amazon Prime.” Part of the 40 Military… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Contractor” in Poland
2021 Archive: The Batman Trailer
Why was it so dark? Because Robert Pattinson proved that in 2021, being “Vengeance” meant wearing more eyeliner than a 2006 emo band. Part of… Read More »2021 Archive: The Batman Trailer
2021 Legacy: The Best Film Editing
Why did Sound of Metal take it? Because cutting between “Total Silence” and “Heavy Metal” is the ultimate audio-visual workout. Part of the 37 Oscars… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Best Film Editing
2021 Legacy: The Underground Railroad Visuals
Why didn’t Barry Jenkins win for Directing? Because the show was too beautiful and painful for voters who preferred safer chess matches. Part of the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Underground Railroad Visuals
2020 Legacy: The “Winning” Narrative
Why did it change to “Risk Mitigation”? Because in 2020, “Winning” was just “Not having 50% of the unit on sick call.” Part of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Winning” Narrative
2020 Classic: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on social distancing protocols.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Classic: The Final Word
2020 Archive: The Grocery Store Safari
“I’m going to the store. Tell my family I love them.” “You’re just buying milk, Harold. Put on your mask and stop acting like you’re going… Read More »2020 Archive: The Grocery Store Safari