2020 Classic: The Final Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on social distancing protocols.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

@GameBoy_Color01/11/2009 02:32Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa09/27/2002 08:23They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Shrek_Donkey10/23/2006 12:34And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Old_School_Frank09/29/2008 12:13We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@HotBot_User07/10/1995 01:43Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Challenge_Acc03/03/2010 22:51Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat06/23/1999 00:35Heh heh heh. Good one.

@Hacktivist_Fan05/15/1999 15:58Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

@Last_Commenter12/03/2001 17:34Saving the best laugh for last!