Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.
A lawyer was in a car accident and his heart stopped. The doctor replaced it with a stone. Now he’s the most successful litigator in the state.
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Alibi
In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Inheritance
A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ethical AI
Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition
In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »
The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
True story! I was there!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.
who writes these?? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.