2009 Vintage: The New Moon Fever
“I’m a Team Jacob girl!” “Honey, you’re 45. The only thing you should be ‘Team’ is Team Get-Your-Kids-To-Soccer-On-Time.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Vintage: The New Moon Fever
2008 Legacy: The Garden
She told the tomatoes they were “lacking a sense of urgency.” Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Garden
2007 Legacy: The Californication
A guy orders a whiskey and looks depressed. The bartender says, “You’re not Hank Moody, you’re just moody.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Californication
2007 Classic: The Bon Iver “For Emma, Forever Ago”
Why the cabin in the woods? For the ultimate indie-folk origin story: one man, a broken heart, and a falsetto that could melt snow. Part… Read More »2007 Classic: The Bon Iver “For Emma, Forever Ago”
2006 Classic: The Screen
I’m “displaying” my status for all to see. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The SanDisk Sansa
Why did the intern have a “Zune” alternative? Because he wanted to show he was too cool for the iPod (he wasn’t). Part of the… Read More »2006 Legacy: The SanDisk Sansa
2005 Vintage: The Laser Eye
“I can see the future!” “No, that’s just the laser burning your retina. Sit still.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Laser Eye
2004 Archive: The Usher Fan
“Yeah! Yeah! …In the dark, in the dark!” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Motorola Razr Status
Why did the math teacher keep hearing a loud, dramatic “snap” noise from the back row? Because the popular kids were aggressively flipping open their… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Motorola Razr Status
2003 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Mike Myers? For the voice of the Cat in the Hat, which sounded like a Brooklyn plumber having a mid-life crisis. Part of the… Read More »2003 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up