I’m “displaying” my status for all to see.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!