I’m “alt-ering” my perception of time.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.