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2025 Vintage: The Bread

 I’m “rising” with the smart-dough.

Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified

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2025 Vintage: The Font
 I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Wind
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2025 Vintage: The Keyboard
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey10/23/2006 10:23With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Saved_By_The_Bell04/23/2013 14:31I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Nsync_Justin10/14/2013 00:29Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Emule_Donkey11/23/2012 13:59Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Badger_Badger_M08/18/2001 18:45Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Flash_Game_Dev09/07/2011 13:49I should make a game about this joke.
@Influencer_9906/13/1999 10:40My followers need to see this!

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