A guy orders a whiskey and looks depressed. The bartender says, “You’re not Hank Moody, you’re just moody.”
Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
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2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie
A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
But you have heard of this joke!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
One does not simply read one joke.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.