2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie

A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan06/05/2000 02:45I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Terminator_2_Fan07/23/2009 11:48Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Brazil_Terry_G11/09/2009 13:18Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Magic_SchoolBus03/14/2000 00:41Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Evil_Kermit_M07/12/1996 07:17Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Frame_Set_Wizard07/23/2003 05:45I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Blogger_Default12/23/2014 22:08Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".