2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad luck!” The cat turned around, looked at him and meowed, “Buddy, I’ve… Read More »2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
81 Animal Jokes: The 2008 App Store & Iron Dog Protocol
Welcome to 2008. The year Steve Jobs opened the App Store and suddenly we had a “fart app” for every occasion, Spotify launched in Europe… Read More »81 Animal Jokes: The 2008 App Store & Iron Dog Protocol
A blonde was trying to teach…
A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes she gave up and said “This dog is so stupid. He keeps… Read More »A blonde was trying to teach…
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of…
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital after the party?
Even desserts have their off days when they aren’t feeling quite right. This one was just feeling a little crumb-y.
2025 Vintage: The Spider
I’m “weaving” through the 6G web. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie
A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks. Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload”… Read More »2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie
2022 Archive: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” a thread of hot takes. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would be allowed to go to high school in person or if… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2021 Classic: Candyman (2021)
Why was everyone afraid to look in the mirror? Because saying his name five times is still the worst idea in history. Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: Candyman (2021)