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2005 Legacy: The Schizophrenia

“Doctor, I think I have a split personality.” “Fine, both of you sit down and that’ll be double the fee.”

Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A doctor and a lawyer are...
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"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9711/17/2000 07:48Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Austin_Powers_Groovy03/14/2014 05:31Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Winamp_Playlist07/27/2006 13:23Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei04/17/2004 20:05You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Powerpuff_Bubbs08/11/1996 23:57Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Goonies_Never_D09/27/2001 13:29Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Heathers_Winona10/30/2014 20:12Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Overly_Attached07/10/2011 08:11I’m watching you... read this joke!
@LonelyGirl15_F03/04/2011 23:12Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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