2025 Classic: The Dentist

“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Mind-Coins’?” “No.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

@Myspace_Tom06/16/1995 02:01I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Beanie_Baby_Collector09/19/2009 18:35This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee04/18/1995 13:57A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Hercules_Xena03/15/2001 00:45By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Sum41_Skater03/19/2008 03:29In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@First_World_P05/10/2005 07:22My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Tay_Zonday_Fan05/01/2003 14:31Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

@Believe_It_Or_N06/28/2013 20:18I choose to believe it’s funny.