1996 Archive: The Web Counter
My personal homepage has a “Hit Counter” that says 42, and I’m pretty sure 41 of those were me refreshing the page. Part of the… Read More »1996 Archive: The Web Counter
1996 Legacy: The New $100 Bill
Why did the U.S. redesign the Benjamin in ’96? Because Ben Franklin needed a bigger head to fit all the new anti-counterfeiting features—features that worked… Read More »1996 Legacy: The New $100 Bill
1995 Vintage: The Hammer Tech
Why did the employee bring a hammer to the computer? He wanted to “break” into the tech industry. Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes:… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Hammer Tech
1995 Legacy: The Generation Xer
How many Gen Xers does it take to change a light bulb? Whatever, it doesn’t matter anyway. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Generation Xer
1995 Classic: The Heating Pad Monopoly
The ultimate evening luxury: plugging in a heavy fabric heating element that smells faintly of old dust and burnt wool, placing it over a bad… Read More »1995 Classic: The Heating Pad Monopoly
1995 Vintage: The Lab Result
I called for my results. The nurse said, “The doctor has some good news and some bad news.” I said, “Give me the good news.”… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Lab Result
1995 Legacy: The Exercise
“Do you exercise?” “I do a lot of lifting.” “Weightlifting?” “No, lifting myself off the couch.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Exercise