Even desserts have their off days when they aren’t feeling quite right. This one was just feeling a little crumb-y.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
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He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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Because he Neverlands.read more »
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Kid: I had a thought.
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The farce is strong with this one!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
so much better than all those ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
this made me smile after a long day at work. thank u for posting this!
i dont get it… oh, wait! now i see it. lol, i am so slow today.
lol, my brother is going to hate me for sending him this.