Because they cantaloupe.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
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Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
The best thing since version 1.0!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!