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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Still digging for more humor!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!