2004 Legacy: The “Milkshake” (Still!) Momentum
Why were the boys still in the yard? Because Kelis’s recipe was apparently so good it lasted for two consecutive Fourth of July seasons. Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Milkshake” (Still!) Momentum
2004 Legacy: The MP3
I’m “bit-rate”ing my favorite songs. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Amazing Race Win
Why did it beat “Survivor”? For proving that running around the world is more exciting than sitting on a beach eating bugs. Part of the… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Amazing Race Win
2003 Vintage: The 50 Cent “In Da Club”
Why was the hotel bar so rowdy? Because it was “your birthday” for every single person ordering a drink in 2003. Part of the 49… Read More »2003 Vintage: The 50 Cent “In Da Club”
2002 Classic: The Scared Road
Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road. Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition… Read More »2002 Classic: The Scared Road
2002 Legacy: The Karate Pig
What do you call a pig that knows kung-fu? A “pork” chop. Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Karate Pig
2002 Legacy: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2002 bestie! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Tank
2002 Archive: The “Don’t Let Me Get Me”
P!nk is angry at LA Reid and herself. 2002 is the year of the “Empowered Pop Star.” Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Don’t Let Me Get Me”
2001 Classic: The Garden
She told the roses they were “over-dramatic” for wilting in the heat. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Classic: The Garden
2001 Archive: The Bank Account
Why did the dad put a ladder in the bank? Because he wanted to reach a “high” balance. Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes:… Read More »2001 Archive: The Bank Account