2002 Classic: The Scared Road

Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

An orca-stra.read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Sofishticated.read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

@GameBoy_Color07/15/2015 00:54Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Pager_Guy04/27/2015 19:50Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Flash_Player_Fan11/12/2000 20:49Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Palm_Pilot_User04/19/2014 01:23Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Cipher_Steak12/21/1998 00:09Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Lock_Stock_Two02/13/2010 22:48It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Star_Wars_Kid09/07/1996 19:04I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Gaia_Online_Gold11/03/2004 02:42Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.