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2002 Archive: The “Don’t Let Me Get Me”

 P!nk is angry at LA Reid and herself. 2002 is the year of the “Empowered Pop Star.”

Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Jurassic_Park_Fan05/03/2013 02:37Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Campus_King11/10/2013 01:20The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Floppy_Fanatic02/08/2015 16:56Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Butthead_Uhhh08/13/2009 05:11Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Trololo_Man_7010/14/2010 10:01Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Rick_Roller_0701/02/2009 14:16Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Hide_The_Pain_H01/18/1997 14:49I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Anonymous_User06/18/2010 06:21We are many. We are laughing.

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