Why was the world ignoring it? Because it’s hard to trend on Twitter when you’re not a “Mayan Apocalypse” or a “Gangnam Style” dancer.
Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Boeing Starliner Drama
Why were the astronauts stuck on the ISS? Because in 2024, gettin...read more »
2024 Legacy: The X (Twitter) vs. Brazil
Why did a judge ban the app? To prove that even a billionaire’s "...read more »
31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition
In 1996, politics felt like the first version of Netscape Navigat...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gaza Aid Pier
Why did the U.S. build a floating dock? To prove that "Logistics"...read more »
36 Politicians Jokes: The 2017 “Inaugurations & Covfefe” Edition
In 2017, the line between Washington D.C. and a 24-hour reality T...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Great Switch
Why was July 2024 the most frantic month in D.C.? Because Joe Bid...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition
In 2007, politics began to fit into pockets, and the economy bega...read more »
2023 Archive: The UK's "RAAC" Concrete Crisis
Why were British schools crumbling? Because the government realiz...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Euro-Digital Launch
Why was the digital Euro a problem? Because hackers discovered yo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rise of Deepfakes
Why were politicians so nervous about video calls? Because in 202...read more »
😜 More from category: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Moon Mining Act
Why were they fighting over Helium-3? Because in 2025, it was the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inauguration
Why was Washington so heavily guarded in January? Because after t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deep-fake Spouse
Why did the PM’s spouse become suspicious? Because they hadn't bl...read more »
2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist
Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians' obituaries b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
No way! That’s too much!