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2012 Vintage: The M-23 Rebellion in Congo

Why was the world ignoring it? Because it’s hard to trend on Twitter when you’re not a “Mayan Apocalypse” or a “Gangnam Style” dancer.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog02/01/1996 13:21Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Sidekick_User05/05/2004 04:56Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Fresh_Prince_9006/02/2005 11:02In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Forrest_Gump_8806/07/2001 00:33Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Buffy_Summers_9703/25/2006 00:33Slaying these jokes one by one.
@American_Psycho_P10/10/2002 03:18I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Everquest_Solo07/30/2015 06:24Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@No_Way_Jose10/25/2015 00:25No way! That’s too much!

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