Why did the dad put a ladder in the bank? Because he wanted to reach a “high” balance.
Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
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Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
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Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
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This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.