2000 Classic: The Tequila Sunrise
A guy orders one at 2 AM and says, “I’m syncing my internal clock.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium &… Read More »2000 Classic: The Tequila Sunrise
2000 Legacy: The Peace
I’m a dove. I’m just “flying.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The In-Flight Smoking
Why was it so strange? Because 2000 was the year we finally realized that “Smoking Row 20” didn’t stop the smoke from visiting Row 19.… Read More »2000 Classic: The In-Flight Smoking
1999 Classic: Blue (Da Ba Dee)
Why was the alien costume so… blue? Because Eiffel 65 gave us a song that was “Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die” and it was… Read More »1999 Classic: Blue (Da Ba Dee)
1999 Legacy: The Austin Powers Sequel
“I’ve lost my Mojo!” “No, Harold, you just lost the remote. Sit down.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy”… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Austin Powers Sequel
1999 Classic: The Air
I’m a musician. I’m just playing a tune. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The SpongeBob SquarePants Debut
Why were people laughing at pineapples? Because a yellow sponge just moved in under the sea and started a 20-year cultural revolution. Part of the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The SpongeBob SquarePants Debut
1998 Archive: The Whiskey Neat
A guy asks for a whiskey “as neat as my bowling average.” The bartender pours him a very small shot. Part of the 76 Bar… Read More »1998 Archive: The Whiskey Neat
1997 Vintage: The George of the Jungle
I’m a big fan of Brendan Fraser. I’m just “swinging” by. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The Secret
She told me a secret. It wasn’t a secret; it was just a list of my flaws she hadn’t mentioned yet. Part of the 68… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Secret