Why was the alien costume so… blue? Because Eiffel 65 gave us a song that was “Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die” and it was the anthem of the intergalactic dance floor.
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🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
I should make a game about this joke.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.