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2025 Legacy: Blade (If it finally came out)

Why was the vampire hunter so… old? Because we waited so long for the reboot that Mahershala Ali decided to just hunt vampires from a very comfortable armchair.

Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »
2020 Joke: Why Did The Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he had no body to go w...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Finding Nemo” Edition
In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Kevin James" Smirk
Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »
2022 Archive: The "Pink Sauce" Drama
What was the scariest treat on TikTok? A mysterious, neon-pink co...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition
In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Short-Form" Horror
Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »

😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

38 Halloween Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Simpson_Quotes02/15/2007 23:10D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Lion_King_Pumbaa02/05/2007 23:45They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Antivirus_Pro07/18/1995 18:28No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Bam_Margera_Fan10/07/2015 08:12Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Breakfast_Club_B07/24/2010 11:58Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Slashdot_Effect11/04/2007 21:52We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@WordPress_Fan_0309/23/2015 09:53The best thing since version 1.0!
@Retweet_King09/16/2004 02:15RT if you think this is funny!

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