Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he had no body to go with! He spent the whole night floating around, telling everyone he was just there for the boos. When someone asked him why he looked so pale, he said, “I’ve been dead tired all week!”
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 2006 “Pirates & Nintendo Wii” Edition
In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »
2022 Archive: The "Pink Sauce" Drama
What was the scariest treat on TikTok? A mysterious, neon-pink co...read more »
34 Halloween Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, Halloween was a mix of cosmic tragedy and battle royale ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Portal" (Dublin to NYC)
Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Kevin James" Smirk
Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce" Debut
What was the most popular "couples" costume? A world-famous pop s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Deepfake" Prank
Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (James Gunn)
Why was the man of steel so hopeful? Because David Corenswet’s Su...read more »
2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
This is the future of humor!