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2023 Classic: The “Planet of the Apes” (Proximus Caesar)

Why was the ape shouting “WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!”? Because he was ready for a new kingdom, and he had a lot of opinions about human history.

Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: 28 Years Later
Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three...read more »
2023 Classic: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Why was the king of the turtles singing a ballad about a princess...read more »
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Finding Nemo” Edition
In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »
34 Halloween Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, Halloween was a mix of cosmic tragedy and battle royale ...read more »
2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »

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33 Halloween Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, Halloween was a digital revolution. We were trading our ...read more »
2025 Classic: Neuralink "Telepathy"
Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Angela Bassett Did The Thing" Rap
Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy05/12/2007 13:45Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@SouthPark_Stan07/29/1997 13:25Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Hanson_Fan_9701/26/2014 14:25Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude10/22/2010 13:43The Dude abides... this joke.
@Charlie_Bit_Me02/21/1996 01:48Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Afk_For_Laughs07/13/2005 13:38Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Starcraft_Zerg05/29/2000 03:25Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Warcraft_Orc01/18/2002 05:08Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan04/16/2012 05:30Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

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