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2023 Vintage: M3GAN

Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Because being a “Model 3 Generative Android” means you have to be viral and lethal at the same time.

Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place
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2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
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2025 Classic: Neuralink "Telepathy"
Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Retreat
Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dead Internet" Ghost
Why was the ghost just a glitching QR code? Because in 2025, 90% ...read more »
2025 Vintage: Avatar 3
Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »
2022 Legacy: Multiversus
Why was Shaggy fighting Batman? Because 2022 was the year where e...read more »

😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2022 Vintage: The "Uncut Gems" Muse
Why was the girl talking about "Unca-Jams"? Because Julia Fox bec...read more »
2025 Legacy: 28 Years Later
Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three...read more »
2024 Vintage: Inside Out 2 (Anxiety)
Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »
2025 Legacy: Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper09/07/1998 13:20Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Web_Master_Flex04/27/1998 16:05I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Forrest_Gump_Running02/08/2003 07:07Laughing is as laughing does.
@Agent_Smith_0107/10/2003 08:11It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Celebrity_DM04/08/2001 03:35Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Thundercats_Ho10/14/1995 07:10Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Ghostbusters_V07/28/2012 18:26Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Liger_Owner_X12/10/2010 16:31It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Brick_Tamland_L05/12/2012 23:53I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@One_Does_Not_S03/17/2012 15:13One does not simply read one joke.

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