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2025 Classic: Neuralink “Telepathy”

Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He wasn’t being rude; he was trying to “airdrop” his thank-you note directly into the homeowner’s brain.

Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

37 Halloween Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, Halloween was a mix of "Let It Go" sing-alongs and a glo...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Bluey" Finale
Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2011 “Skyrim & The Boy Who Lived” Edition
In 2011, Halloween was a mix of epic finales and digital beginnin...read more »
2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Blade (If it finally came out)
Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition
In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Kevin James" Smirk
Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro "Casuals"
Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pedro Pascal & Joseph Quinn" Bromance
Why was the 2024 Gladiator so handsome? Because the Fantastic Fou...read more »

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Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition
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2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator06/24/2011 19:57/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@GameBoy_Color04/27/2002 13:03Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Net_Addict_200007/19/2013 22:35My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee03/16/2005 22:48A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Donnie_Darko_8809/11/2006 00:59Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Rocket_Power_9908/08/1995 12:48We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Footloose_Ren10/21/2014 03:28Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@LonelyGirl15_F10/21/1996 04:40Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
@Me_Gusta_Face03/14/2002 13:29Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Browser_War_V11/17/2001 07:10Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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