Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because “The Sign” episode came out, and it turns out a cartoon dog can teach us more about life than a therapist.
Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
2025 Classic: Neuralink "Telepathy"
Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He...read more »
2023 Legacy: Elemental
Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pedro Pascal & Joseph Quinn" Bromance
Why was the 2024 Gladiator so handsome? Because the Fantastic Fou...read more »
2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition
In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro "Casuals"
Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Angela Bassett Did The Thing" Rap
Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2022 Classic: Elon Musk buys Twitter
What was the scariest "Blue Checkmark" costume? A ghost carrying ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Inside Out 2 (Anxiety)
Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1995 “Ghostface & Windows 95” Edition
In 1995, Halloween was a crossroads of pop culture. It was the ye...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Retreat
Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Plug and Play laughter!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
This joke is an Epic Win!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
A wild laugh appeared!
This is the future of humor!
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