What was the scariest “Blue Checkmark” costume? A ghost carrying a sink into an office and tweeting, “Let that sink in!” while firing half the graveyard staff.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Don’t Skeletons Ever
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »
2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »
2024 Archive: Smile 2
Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & The Ring” Edition
In 2002, Halloween was a mix of superhero hype and the kind of ps...read more »
1999 Joke: A Zombie Walked Into
A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Cyber-Pet” Edition
In 1997, Halloween was a mix of futuristic optimism and VHS nosta...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition
In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »
2025 Classic: Saw XI
Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Moo Deng" Slide
Why was the toddler sliding across the floor like he was covered ...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, Halloween was a mix of "Let It Go" sing-alongs and a glo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
May I suggest another joke, sir?