2024 Archive: Smile 2

Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lot of fans, but she also had a curse that made “going on tour” a total nightmare.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »

Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »

Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »

Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »

Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »

Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »

Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »

In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »

Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »

Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »

In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »

Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye03/22/2014 15:55Better than a headshot in Complex!

@SpiderMan_Tobey09/23/2008 18:13With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry02/27/2014 12:32In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Pretty_In_Pink02/04/1999 16:17Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Badger_Badger_M10/10/2015 11:12Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Marquee_Text_Fan08/06/2012 19:04<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Best_Viewed_IE404/13/2012 00:54Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler04/06/1997 17:26May I suggest another joke, sir?