Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because “Anxiety” joined the crew, and now he’s not just haunting the house; he’s overthinking every possible social interaction he’ll have at the party.
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!