Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics finally made it to the big screen, and Josh Hutcherson had the worst night shift in history.
Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1999 Joke: A Zombie Walked Into
A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1995 “Ghostface & Windows 95” Edition
In 1995, Halloween was a crossroads of pop culture. It was the ye...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Angela Bassett Did The Thing" Rap
Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »
2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »
2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Short-Form" Horror
Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition
In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft Movie (Legacy)
Why was the skeleton so blocky and weirdly realistic? Because Jac...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The AI-Generated Costume
Why did the girl look like a mix between a unicorn, a pirate, and...read more »
2022 Legacy: The "Gentle" Quiet Quitting
Why was the ghost only haunting 4 hours a day? Because he was "qu...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Reptilian" (Zuckerberg’s Glow-up)
Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
This joke is an Epic Win!