Why was the ghost only haunting 4 hours a day? Because he was “quiet quitting” his afterlife to focus on his “ghoul-life balance.”
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place
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31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Brain-Rot" Ghost
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2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
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38 Halloween Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
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2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
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36 Halloween Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survivor & Gladiator” Edition
In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dead Internet" Ghost
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.