2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

Why was the ape asking “What a wonderful day!”? Because Noa was busy realizing that humans used to rule the world, but now they just hide in holes.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »

Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »

Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »

In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »

Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »

Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »

Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »

Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »

31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »

Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »

In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »

Why were there so many people in "vintage" 2014 hipster outfits? ...read more »

@Msdos_Expert08/30/2004 07:15DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Jordan_Fan_2309/30/2007 11:01Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Friday_Rebecca06/24/2007 12:40Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@HotBot_User07/27/2013 06:54Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Club_Penguin_Kid12/05/2008 17:05Waddle on over and read this!