2023 Legacy: The “Angela Bassett Did The Thing” Rap

Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBose gave us the most awkward and iconic tribute of the year.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »

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In 2013, Halloween was a mix of "Let It Go" sing-alongs and a glo...read more »

In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »

Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »

A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »

Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »

In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »

Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »

What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night?...read more »

Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »

Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero02/23/2011 20:36I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril05/07/2009 20:16He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Pizza_Pizza_9911/21/2003 05:53Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Antivirus_Pro02/12/2013 23:47No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan09/22/1995 11:54Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Zoolander_Mug01/21/1996 06:36I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Podcast_Listener02/15/2004 03:01I’ll mention this in my next episode!