2025 Archive: The “Crypto” Crash Ghost

Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his “afterlife savings” into Dogecoin-2 and now he’s haunting a Wendy’s parking lot.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »

Why was the king of the turtles singing a ballad about a princess...read more »

Why was the ghost just a glitching QR code? Because in 2025, 90% ...read more »

Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »

In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »

Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »

Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »

In 2018, Halloween was a mix of cosmic tragedy and battle royale ...read more »

Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »

Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »

In 1995, Halloween was a crossroads of pop culture. It was the ye...read more »

Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »

A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »

@Kazaa_Leecher05/06/2005 22:10I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Marla_Singer_Fan03/14/2000 09:07A joke for the end of the world.

@Celebrity_DM06/13/2014 02:01Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Badger_Badger_M08/29/2002 22:48Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Everquest_Solo02/15/2014 18:40Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.