Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawaii? Because Mark Zuckerberg grew a beard and started wearing gold chains, and now the internet thinks he might actually be human.
Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
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