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2024 Archive: The “Reptilian” (Zuckerberg’s Glow-up)

Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawaii? Because Mark Zuckerberg grew a beard and started wearing gold chains, and now the internet thinks he might actually be human.

Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition
In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
2025 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's 2
Why was the pizzeria even scarier? Because the toys got an upgrad...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »
2022 Archive: Barbie (Set Photos Hype)
Why were there so many people in neon pink spandex and rollerblad...read more »
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
2024 Classic: Moo Deng
What was the cutest (and most aggressive) costume of 2024? A tiny...read more »
41 Halloween Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition
In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »

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2025 Archive: The "Short-Form" Horror
Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Deepfake" Prank
Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »
2024 Archive: Smile 2
Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition
In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Shrek_Ogrelord06/26/2015 07:17Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Gladiator_Maximus04/11/1996 16:49Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Frasier_Crane07/29/2006 03:57I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Pizza_Pizza_9907/14/2011 20:02Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Doge_Much_Funny08/13/2009 12:05Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Best_Viewed_IE405/29/2010 11:13Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Protoss_Pylon05/09/2003 23:18You must construct additional laughs!

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