Why did the giraffe get bad…
Why did the giraffe get bad grades? Because he had his head in the clouds!
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to the forest?
She heard the trees were leaving.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
I just heard this one and it’s too good not to share: Gifted.
2025 Legacy: The Smart Home
My house locked me out because I didn’t say “please” to the thermostat. It’s a “cold” way to learn manners. Part of the 124 Classic… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Smart Home
2024 Archive: The “Reptilian” (Zuckerberg’s Glow-up)
Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawaii? Because Mark Zuckerberg grew a beard and started wearing gold… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Reptilian” (Zuckerberg’s Glow-up)
2024 Archive: The Willy Wonka Experience Survivor
One, but it’s just a guy in a cheap mask standing behind a mirror in a warehouse, and the “light” is just a single jellybean.… Read More »2024 Archive: The Willy Wonka Experience Survivor
2024 Classic: The “Hawk-Eye” in MLB
Why are the umpires starting to sweat? Because baseball began testing the automated strike zone, taking away the human right to miss a call for… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Hawk-Eye” in MLB
2022 Vintage: The Paramore “This Is Why” Return
Why the anger? For Hayley and the boys returning with a post-punk sound that captured the exact feeling of not wanting to leave your house.… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Paramore “This Is Why” Return
2022 Archive: The Netflix “Password Sharing” Crackdown
Why was the office in a panic? Because the “Company Account” was actually the manager’s ex-girlfriend’s mother’s account, and the “Chill” was officially over. Part… Read More »2022 Archive: The Netflix “Password Sharing” Crackdown
2022 Classic: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘Re-opening Surcharge’?” “Because I had to buy a new suit since my old one doesn’t fit after the ‘Sourdough Era’.” Part… Read More »2022 Classic: The Bill