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Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to the forest?

She heard the trees were leaving.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator09/22/2013 13:08/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Lycos_Dog11/14/2010 22:48Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Twister_Chaser12/07/1996 13:51A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Hercules_Xena09/14/2002 22:11By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Breakfast_Club_B05/20/1999 22:59Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Pedro_For_Pres04/29/2006 08:02Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real05/10/2013 06:12I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular06/16/2002 08:53I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Retro_End_User12/26/2013 22:10The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to the forest?”

  1. User_817
    User_817 [Human Verified]

    sharing this with my sister. she is going to hate me for this but its too good.

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